R.I.P.

Please update your link to Mandy Stadtmiller Dot Com.

And farewell, Bloggy McBlogalot.

Thanks for the memories.

Love,
Mandy

You down with D.U.C.? Yeah you know me!

Thanks to Giles Hendrix of the perpetually amazing gesture.org for Web support in uploading this clip from Sirius for me.

Also, I would like to repeat, for the record.

I am not dried up.

Chicago

In flipping through some notes today

I came across the following line.

"Have you ever seen a couple so in love you just wanted to slice them?"

Wow.

It's so nice to know—if the situation calls for it—I can still write a pretty mean wedding toast.

No poodle, no cry

Become instantly fabulous

with Kelly Cutrone, owner of People's Revolution, as she details all the wonderful things that money—or the right third-world guru dressed in simple cotton clothing—can buy.

Son, don't flatter yourself

And that's how it goes on MySpace

Him: Send me an IM on MySpaceIM you can get it here www.myspace.com/myspaceim

Me: No.

Him: WOW. THAT'S FUNNY....WELL THE IM INVITES ARE SENT OUT AUTOMATICALLY SO IT WAS'NT MENT SPECIFICALLY FOR YOU.....SON DON'T FLATTER YOUR SELF

Bad as I wanna be

Sometimes

when I'm writing in my little notebook on the train, strangers try to make conversation with me.

"Is that your journal?" they ask.

"No," I say, glaring. "It's a learnal."

Spell was there

I was having a shitty day

and then I walked 9.46 miles from downtown Brooklyn to Rockefeller Center. Then I listened to the "Pale Blue Eyes," "Jesus," "Beginning to See the Light" sequence on that third Velvet Underground record. Then I taped my fortune from the Buddhist temple on my door.

In the words of Michael Palin, "The train is heading for the Belfort Gap, my head is buzzing with an evening's champagne, and so far circumnavigation is a doddle."

The new Web site will be up next week. Lester works hard. Give the dude a break.

Thanks. Congratulations.

Raw and uncensored swimming lanes

Tune in this Saturday for my first date with my future husband live on XM radio

That's right.

I will be doing another guest appearance on Lazlow's radio show fulfilling every young girl's dream of having a live phone date with "Pool Boy" at 11 p.m. this Saturday, December 2.

Opie and Anthony are presenting the show from 9 pm to midnight on XM Satellite Radio's XM 202.

My parents have really high hopes for this one. Thanks. Congratulations.

Dream fixture

The much-buzzed about new "Dreamgirls" movie is overflowing with stars—Beyoncé! Eddie Murphy! Jamie Foxx!—

but the biggest one is a name you've likely long forgotten.

Remember that one weird "American Idol" season a few years back where people started talking about issues of racism and the curvy girl with the amazing set of pipes got booted from the show early on?

Yeah, well, she just made Beyoncé look like a pretty extra.